Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre (Ngakak)

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Pada suatu hari seorang cowo ganteng ketemu cewe cantik di mall, saya nguping, ini pembicaraan mereka berdua.

cewek matre

Cewek: Mas kerja dimana?
Cowok: Saya pemilik beberapa hotel di Jakarta dan Bali.
Cewek: (woow konglomerat nih !!) Mas tinggal dimana?
Cowok: Di pondok ndah golf view.
Cewek: (woow kereeen.. perumahan orang2 "the have" ) Pasti gede rumahnya ya ?
Cowok: Cuma 3000 m2
Cewek: Mas pasti mobilnya banyak ya?
Cowok: Cuma 5, ferrari, audi, mercy, bmw sama range rover.

Cewek: (ini cowo idamanku !! ) Mas punya istri?
Cowok: Belum…
Cewek: (wah enak juga jadi bini nya ) Mas merokok?
Cowok: Tidak.
Cewek: (Wah sehat nih ) Mas suka minuman keras?
Cowok: Tidak
Cewk: (wow cool ) Mas suka judi?
Cowok: Tidak.
Cewek: (wah halal nih rejekinya ) Mas suka main perempuan tau dugem gitu?
Cowok: Tidak.
Cewek: (sholeh banget nih cowo ) Hobbinya mas apa?
Cowok: bo'oooooong.

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Kolom-Unik 26 Sep, 2011


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